January 2011
Happy New Year.
I don’t ask for second chances because I do not give them. I don’t make New Years Resolutions, because they are just promises with a candy coating. When you broke a promise in the ancient times, you were killed. For example, when you have a job, you promise to go to work as long as you are physically able. When you don’t go to work, you get fired.
Case in point. Never consider...
December 2010
Walking the Dog
So I was driving 30 in a 55 behind some snowbirds, and I noticed on the side of the road there was this girl walking her dog. Only the dog was in her arms, being held like a baby. I was a little confused, and am now questioning if I walk dogs wrong.
“Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a...”
– Shawn Spencer
sollapalooza asked: If you can rent it, try its multiplayer mode. it is really good! the story is pretty awesome too, but its multiplayer feature is the reason i bought it.
I like the part when stealth.
I like the part when stealth.
sollapalooza asked: If you can rent it, try its multiplayer mode. it is really good! the story is pretty awesome too, but its multiplayer feature is the reason i bought it.
I like the part when stealth.
I like the part when stealth.
Lol.
Sheldon: Why are you crying? Penny: Because I’m stupid! Sheldon: Well that’s no reason to cry; one cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and it makes me sad.
sollapalooza asked: hey are you on psn? fancy some AC:Bros multiplayer? :D
sollapalooza asked: hey are you on psn? fancy some AC:Bros multiplayer? :D
astickadog:
lawlitsmike reblogged your photo: i fucking love TBBT <3block
it for all of these reasons. :3
me too :3
NO LIEK REALLY. I download the new episode every week, and I swear I’ve seen all three seasons like 4 times each.
How Arguments End On The Internet.
nedhepburn:
1. Someone dies. 2. Someone has to eat. 3. Total and sudden amnesia by one or more parties. 4. Clockwork Orange-esque beating (with words). 5. Someone bangs a gong, signifying end of debate.
She & Him - In The Sun
Great song, been...
livesophia asked: whats ur msn faggot~
livesophia asked: whats ur msn faggot~
livesophia liked your photo:These people are amazing. You should all follow…
Except her, because she’s already got like 084250938450983450834059 people who stalk her.
So last night...
I was watching this episode of Psych about Aliens and then an then Little Fockers and Gaylord is a nurse. SO then I had this really peculiar lucid dream about studying for/taking my exam to move from CNA—> LPN except there was this funeral and people got abducted by aliens and it was really weird because it was like in South Carolina and I’ve never even been to South Carolina so I...
Things I have never felt like
a plastic bag
a G6
P Diddy
I want this.
Dear Tumblr,
Give me this for Christmas/My Birthday in two months.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834214166&cm_re=toshiba_17.3-_-34-214-166-_-Product
Love,
Me
When people go 4:20 on black ops I just want to...
I mean seriously, even if I’m 30:2, we will still probably lose because you are so terrible at the game. /rage
Unrelenting Wanderlust: Black Swan... →
iheartokeeffe:
So my friends and I are socially challenged and don’t know how to make plans that stick. We’ve all been dying to see Black Swan and have planning to do so for at least three weeks. We finally decided on a date and will see it this Sunday (If God loves me!!!).
I just heard my mom talking to her…
The movie really i’snt even that good. Don’t get your hopes up.
I don't even know what's wrong with me today.
I just emptied the washer being that it’s laundry day today, and I found THREE GIFT CARDS that I apparently didn’t find when I did my initial pants check.
Totaling about 200 dollars. Shit better still work. :|
Obligatory declaration of 100th post.
I’m awesome.
I'd just like to remind you that you're awesome.
This song is amazing.
Bruno Mars - Lazy Day
My Life.
I realized today that my life was simple routine. I get up, I desire breakfast. I do not eat breakfast because it is too far away. I roll around. I check Tumblr and Facebook. I buy 1000 stocks on neopets because I feel when I have children they will want to play it and I’ll have baZILLIONZ of neopoints by then. Then I read the 2 or 3 texts I procured during my respite.
Once this is all...
Really? :| A trollface shirt for 5 bucks PLUS 5... →
Rage.
The tumblr app doesn’t have spell check and swype is so full of errors and I will not even be making sense in my posts and this is not k
Play n trade
So I was at this game store and there were these two black girls playing super smash brothers and one looks at the other and says guess what I learned at school. She replied “chicken is good?”
I really really tried not to bust out laughing.
